| "Big-ass" list o' Severitus fics |
[27 May 2005|12:34pm] |
...Only not really as some of them don't hold slavishly to the "Severitus
challenge" A more accurate title would be where Harry Is Snape's son, but
"Severitus" was a lot shorter.
In Blood Only By EM Snape
Snape is Harry's father. No one is happy to hear it. [R due to colorful language, dark themes, and non-graphic violence.]
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2027554/1/
Deny Thy Father And Refuse Thy Name By Piri Lupin-Snape
Harry's in his 7th year and secrets, lies and betrayals only add to the burdens of who he is. Can love and friendship help him overcome his trials or will he lose himself forever? (HP/DM, SS/RL/SB) (Severitus's challenge fic)
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/816381/1/
Finding a Father
What happens when Harry finds out that his father is alive? How about when said father is his hated Potions professor? Harry has to deal with the fact that he is a Snape while trying to cope with Sirus’ death in OotP. Summer before and during sixth year.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2190163/1/
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| The "big Ass"list o' H/D fic recs |
[27 May 2005|11:29am] |
Slowly but surely I'm organizing my various lists of all my favorite fics.
Since I did a "big-ass" H/D rec list for the Borgin_and_Burkes Y!group, All
I have to do is "Cut & paste" and add anything I've forgotten at my leasure.
This list, as always, is x-posted at ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) lynntownsend ,but I applaud
you for showing up here...(newest additions are on the bottom)
( Yummy_H/D_Goodness! )
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| Fic rec:Wanking |
[22 May 2005|03:01pm] |
Humor Fic: Dr Strangelust (or How Remus Learned to Stop Worrying and Love to Wank)
Title: Dr. Strangelust (or How Remus Learned to Stop Worrying and Love to Wank)
Author: midnitemaraud_r
Rating: Heh. PG-13 to low R
Pairing Pre-slash (or not) Remus and Sirius (second year MWPP)
Summary: Thirteen-year-old Remus discovers his education has been sorely lacking. (Really, the title says it all.)
Warnings: Err... descriptive wanking? Bawdy language?
http://www.livejournal.com/community/hp_recycles/19333.html#cutid1
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| List o' Cross overs |
[25 Apr 2005|10:03am] |
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Title: Harry Potter and the Improbable Use of Chaos Theory
Author: debchan
Fandom: Discworld and Harry Potter
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Take one part Discworld, one part Harry Potter, mix well and…
http://debchan.com/misc/theory.html
Author: elanor_isolda
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Snape/Marvin
HHGTTG-verse: Movie, just because Movie!Marvin is cuuute.
Disclaimer: Characters and situations belong to JK Rowling, the late Douglas Adams, their associated publishers and the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.
A/N: A quick entry for The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, unwittingly inspired by an apparently innocuous comment from kinky_kneazle
Summary: The Guide's entry on grudges tells the tragic tale of how Sirius Black sought his revenge against Severus Snape
http://www.livejournal.com/users/elanor_isolda/38113.html?#cutid1
Just read...that's all. Just read...(NOT soda-spray safe AT ALL!)
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| Fic Bookmark:Bizzaro Pairings |
[23 Apr 2005|09:55pm] |
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I don't know how good this is, but it's just such a
bizzaro pairing, I just *had* to BM it for later:
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The Chosen by Allecto
HP/VC
R
In answer to the "Marry Harry" challenge
website: http://www.keyfitz.org/allecto/hp/fiction/chosen.html
but it's very difficult to read black on dark green, so here's the URL
on Allecto's LJ:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/allecto/421688.html
Many people have rec'd "The Chosen", with good reason. This is probably
the best fic I have read in over a year. Don't you stop for a single
second at the fact that it's Harry/Vincent Crabbe. It is believable,
completely conform to canon, miles above JKR in sheer characterisation, and
in one word, stunning. Allecto creates a world for Purebloods,
colliding with the expediencies of the war, and of which Harry is unaware; and
gifts every character with depth and unpredictable humanity. The
friendship between Draco and Crabbe, or the motivations of Snape, which are
in no way the main part of the story, come to sharp relief with a
wonderful economy of words, and will stay with you long after you've finished
the story. Allecto leaves many threads hanging - who is the last
traitor? What will become of Draco? How would Harry and Crabbe's relationship
have developed? - which give this the texture of life. Go read! Go
read!
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Title: In Plain Sight
Link: http://www.livejournal.com/users/srichard/107670.html
Author: Sophie Richard
RATING: NC-17
PAIRING: Lucius/Luna
SUMMARY: At the end of the second war, a mysterious
treachery leaves Luna Lovegood wanted for murder. Her
only refuge is in fleeing from herself, and her only
hiding place is in plain sight.
WARNING/NOTES: Cross-dressing. Heterosexual sodomy.
Brief, non-sexual caning. This fic was inspired by
Shakespeare's Cymbeline.
Please check this out even if you are (as I am)
primarily a slash-only reader. I consider this
hetslash, because even though technically there's one
man and one woman, most of the sex is pretty much
slash. There's a little het in there (just a wee bit)
but the real power of this fic is that it's a gripping
mystery and a breathtaking love story, all rolled up
in one sexy, hot, sweet package.
The link to all the chapters is here:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/srichard/110205.html
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Title: Harry Potter and the Improbable Use of Chaos Theory
Author: debchan
Fandom: Discworld and Harry Potter
Pairing:(among others)Minerva M/Greebo (GAH! My brain HURTS!)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Take one part Discworld, one part Harry Potter, mix well and…
http://debchan.com/misc/theory.html\
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A Question of Etiquette
Severus/Harry/Weasley Twins and/or various combinations thereof
(Should I be concerned that I really didn't need a summery for
this one? Just the rating[NC17]and the pairing.)
http://bunnyfarm.popullus.net/pages/aqoeindex.html
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Title:Snarry!Opus
Rating:I really doubt that it's above PG-13
Author: lynntownsend
Archiving:my lj, cross-posted on marilyn_t anywhere else,
just let me know.
Disclaimer:You don't think I own either Harry Potter OR Bloom County, do
you? Because I don't.
Warnings:Odd ships and theories mentioned, reference to a cross-generational
relationship(not graphic)
Feedback:comment below[Preferred] or lynntownsend100 (at) yahoo.com
Other Notes:I cut and pasted this from a e-mail I sent to myself as I
could think of no other way of saving this before it was ready to go.
I did say this was un-betaed,right? That means all mistakes(and there
are many,people...)are all mine.
And now, on with the drabble...
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The shout echoed in the Potion Master's bedroom early one morning.
"Prepare! We're under attack!"
Severus Snape, and his lover Harry Potter awoke instantly grabbing
their wands with the instinct that being long-time targets of the Dark Lord
will give you. They turned their wands toward the door to find...
What looked like a particularly ugly house-elf with a large pink nose
wearing a tuxedo.
"Don't drop your guard,foolish boy!",snapped Severus."It's probably a trap!"
His messy-haired lover held up a restraining hand. "He doesn't look
dangerous, and from what I've just heard, he's trying to warn us about
something."He turned to the creature(who looked like some kind of
mutant puffin wearing only Dumbledore's wizard cap and a red neck-tie.)
and asked,"Who's attacking us?"
"Horny,ravening,squeeing,fangirls!"
Both Harry and Severus blinked.
"Er...excuse me?"
"JK has announced plans to release the next book and squeeing,horny
fangirls are soon to descend upon Hogwarts! The armed guards are already
around the book depositories and little children are going to their
grandfather's republican pot dealers to get early copies!"
Harry just sat there flabbergasted, unable to make head or tails out of the
strange little creature's rantings,while Severus tried to think of a spell to
dispatch the little pest. Not permanently-it looked like one of Albus' pets,
and after all,it wouldn't be a good idea to hex the headmaster's pet into a
little grease spot on the floor.
No matter how satisfying he might find it at the time.
Both of them were broken out of their respective musings when it turned on
them.
"You sir!",The creature yelled, pointing a...flipper? directly at Harry's nose
making him go cross-eyed. "Do you follow the theory that Draco Malfoy
is a secret Hufflepuff and his biological father is really Arthur Weasly
with his real mother being Alice Longbottom making Him and Neville half-
brothers thus putting an end to their budding romance?!?"
"Um...what?"
"And YOU sir!",whirling around the creature now pointed a flipper at the other
occupant on the bed."Are you a Voldemort/Dumbledore shipper?"
"What...ewww."
"I'm off!",yelled the creature as it hopped off the bed."I must find my
comrade in arms
and go into hiding until it's all over!"and with that,it waddled out the door.
After a moment of shocked silence, Harry turned to his lover and asked,
"Did YOU invite him here?"
Any answer the snarky Potions Master might have made was cut off by a happy
yell from the next room.
"Bill! My friend! Let's go into hiding before the rabid fangirls arrive and lay waste to the..."
"GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY CAT,YOU MANIAC!",screamed a familiar female voice.
SMACK!
A second later, Hermione appeared at the door holding her cat Crookshanks
(who appeared to be wearing a platinum-blond wig,wearing a strapless
evening gown, and projectile vomiting hairballs),and exclaimed,
"Just WHAT is going ON here?!?"
Albus Dumbledore woke up in his office some hours later with almost no memory
of the previous few hours with a splitting headache and nursing a black eye.
He gingerly got himself upright using his desk,and he reached for the open
tin of lemon-drops that he got earlier that day via Owl post. As he examined
the label,he noticed the small print he didn't see before:
"Yet another quality product from Weasley Wizard Wheezes Ltd."
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