What I read

Fic Rec/BM:Snarry

Wed, 01 Jun 2005 17:26:57 GMT

In Want of a Wife by Eledhwen
"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."
http://www.skyehawke.com/archive/story.php?no=1196

Rec lists

Sat, 28 May 2005 01:02:45 GMT

Laz's Rec List:
http://www.negative-ions.net/recs/index.php

"Big-ass" list o' Severitus fics

Fri, 27 May 2005 16:35:23 GMT

...Only not really as some of them don't hold slavishly to the "Severitus
challenge" A more accurate title would be where Harry Is Snape's son, but
"Severitus" was a lot shorter.

In Blood Only By EM Snape
Snape is Harry's father. No one is happy to hear it. [R due to colorful language, dark themes, and non-graphic violence.]
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2027554/1/

Deny Thy Father And Refuse Thy Name By Piri Lupin-Snape
Harry's in his 7th year and secrets, lies and betrayals only add to the burdens of who he is. Can love and friendship help him overcome his trials or will he lose himself forever? (HP/DM, SS/RL/SB) (Severitus's challenge fic)
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/816381/1/

Finding a Father
What happens when Harry finds out that his father is alive? How about when said father is his hated Potions professor? Harry has to deal with the fact that he is a Snape while trying to cope with Sirus’ death in OotP. Summer before and during sixth year.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2190163/1/

The "big Ass"list o' H/D fic recs

Fri, 27 May 2005 15:26:29 GMT

Slowly but surely I'm organizing my various lists of all my favorite fics.
Since I did a "big-ass" H/D rec list for the Borgin_and_Burkes Y!group, All
I have to do is "Cut & paste" and add anything I've forgotten at my leasure.
This list, as always, is x-posted at lynntownsend ,but I applaud
you for showing up here...(newest additions are on the bottom)

Underwater Light by Maya (20)
Featuring an extremely depressed Harry, in a war-torn wizarding
world, about to get the shock of his life when he discovers that
Draco Malfoy is slightly more important to him than he would have
ever guessed. Including a very odd friendship, lots of angst,
suspicions, conflicted loyalties, clueless Ron, on-the-warpath
Hermione and two very messed-up boys. Yes, I'm sorry that it's a WIP,
but she *does* update eventually,
and I've found that it's always been *well* worth the wait.
http://www.schnoogle.com/authorLinks/Maya/
Her site where you can read all sorts of UL side stories and other
goodies besides. (Though UL is only up to chapter 18 here...)
http://www.lasairandmaya.com/mayafic/#UL

Rituals and Traditions
(NC-17, Humor)
Pairings: Harry/Draco
Draco shackled to a pillar. Harry wielding a sword. One goofy plot
device. You do the math.
Author's comment: I didn't think I would ever write sex magick... and
then, this. If I ever do meet the Harry from one of my own stories,
by the way, I want it to be this one.
http://www.amanuensis1.com/ritualsandtraditions.html

The Worst Happiest Day of His Life
(Hard R/Soft NC-17, Humor)
Pairings: Harry/Draco
Summary: "We have to WHAT?"
Author's comment: What can I say, I love weddings. And over-the-top
humor.
http://www.amanuensis1.com/theworsthappiest.html

All Bets Are Off by Allegra
http://www.astronomytower.org/authorLinks/Allegra/
HP/DM Humor, featuring SexGod!Harry and his overinflated Ego and a
bunch of really Cunning plans...

Seamus is Seamus and You are Yourself reviews
Harry goes through some... er, changes before Sixth Year. Everyone,
including Draco Malfoy, sits up and takes notice. DM/HP. Chapter 19:
Yes, people... 'TIS THE LAST CHAPTER! How in all seven hells will it
end??
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/876610/1/

Metamorous by RagnarokSkurai (13)
Draco's now a spy, but the price may be more then he, and Harry, can
pay. After all, who wants to pretend to be in love with their enemy?
But what happens when you fall for an act? What's left when all the
lies you've surrounded yourself with become truth?
http://www.schnoogle.com/authorLinks/RagnarokSkurai/Metamorous/

Patronis By Rissa (NC-17, registration required)
http://www.restrictedsection.org/file.php?file=1054
Harry And Draco escape from Dementors! HP/DM

Grey Cats in the dark By Seeker
Grey Cats in the Dark (NC17)(Potterverse)(Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione,
Blaise/Pansy) (A young man trying to sort out his sexuality + a
young man needing to shed some stress) - friends who try to help
out / a dark broom closet x an invisibility cloak = a serendipitous
look at mistaken identity. Previously posted as a challenge response
to the H/D Fuh-Q-Fest Bound and Shagged.
http://www.bantrim.net/GreyCats.htm

A Slytherin in Gryffindor Clothing By Mahaliem
http://www.schnoogle.com/authorLinks/Mahaliem/A_Slytherin_In_Gryffindor_Clothing/
Slytherin!Harry and Gryffindor!Draco with a twist-*Draco's* the one
who switched worlds. HP/DM

Title: Protective Bonds by Sadieko
Status: Complete (01/17/02)
Summary: [SLASH, Humor, Angst (NC-17)] Hermione discovers a book with
an intersting protection spell. When Harry and his freinds try it
out, Harry and Draco are left to deal with the results.
http://scatterwind.com/dg/fiction/ar/protect1.htm

Title: Subjected To Rumor By Sadieko
Status: Complete (3/31/02)
Sequel: Declarations of Love
Summary: [Humor, Parody, Slash] How do you battle a rumor? Not like
this. Ron is straight (at least, that's what he says), Harry is
flaming (light the torch, baby), Hermione is making plans (that prove
she's a slasher at heart), and I think that about covers it.
http://scatterwind.com/dg/fiction/ar/rumor.htm

Title: Declarations of LOVE By Sadieko
Status: Complete (5/19/03)
Sequel: Subjected to Rumor
Summary: [Humor, Parody, Slash] Love is the air, everywhere I look
around...
http://scatterwind.com/dg/fiction/ar/lurve.htm

The Danger of Rumors
Harry x Draco, NC-17, PWP/slight non-con
Harry innocently triggers a barrage of absurd rumors in Hogwarts.
When it reaches Draco, the Slytherin decides to spring a surprise.
http://www.geocities.com/passo_fics/fanfiction/the_danger_of_rumors.ht
ml (Also on ff.net)

The Veela Enigma by jennavere
What if some of Draco's ancestors, pretending to be purebloods,
concealed the truth about their veela heritage? You'd end up with one
very confused Draco Malfoy, who's fallen head over heels in love with
Harry Potter and has no idea why. 30/32 posted. (My note:Yes, I
realize it's another WIP, But it's updated regularly, and it looks
like it's almost finished.)
http://archive.skyehawke.com/story.php?no=7142

It was a Thursday By Serenitas
I wanted to know what all the hype was about. I needed experience and
that meant Slytherin. I needed someone I would never forget. I chose
Draco Malfoy. (My note:This was one of the first H/D stories that I
ever read-and it's still one of my favs.)
http://adultfan.nexcess.net/aff/story.php?no=3299

You had me from hello By Serenitas
Harry goes off to fight the final battle and Draco muses on his
feelings for the Boy Who Lived.
http://adultfan.nexcess.net/aff/story.php?no=2967

A Gryffindor and a Slytherin by furiosity [ 13141 hits | 42 reviews ]
*COMPLETE* The second war against Voldemort has begun. One sunny September afternoon, Draco Malfoy overhears Harry Potter confess something deeply personal. Does that change anything? HP/DM, DM/other, contains more plot than slash.
http://archive.skyehawke.com/story.php?no=5212

Irristable Poison By Rhysenn
A Harry/Draco slash romance which explores the intricate relationship
between them. Under the influence of a love potion, Draco learns
that poison doesn't always bring death -- there are other ways
to suffer and live. Chemical emotion runs feverish
as Harry and Draco discover the intoxication of love.
Rated PG-13.
http://rhysenn.morethanart.org/ip/

How Harry Potter Got His Groove Back By Durendal
Snape tries to hang himself, Draco enters an alternate reality,
and Harry Gets a Clue. (Harry/Draco, Snape/James/Lucius)
http://home.carolina.rr.com/dejabu/groove.txt

Oh, here's a non-PSA link for Just this? by Blue:
http://www.hedwigspost.com/Authors/Blue/Blue.htm

Even better than the real thing series By Abaddon
Submission (NC-17 - 21 Nov 2002 - Plot-What-Plot (PWP) - Harry/Draco) NC-17 smut, with just a dash of kink and a nice twist.
Acceptance (NC-17 - 24 Dec 2002 - Plot-What-Plot (PWP), Unresolved Sexual Tension (UST) - Harry/Draco/Ron) Harry and Draco are, as always, intent on having fun. Ron gets a look at the dynamic from the inside.
http://www.restrictedsection.org/series.php?series=9
(My note:I actually made a straight man run out of a bar with this one...)

It started with a Spin By maxine_chan rated R
Summary: It started with the spin of a bottle, and now Harry and Draco have gotten themselves so far into their own game there's almost no way out again. Except to keep playing. (Funny Smut,I'd say.)
http://www.livejournal.com/users/maxine_chan/8810.html

And that story reminded me of this one:
Matinee By Lady Vader NC17
The morning after the Seventh Year Slammer, Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy awaken with no memories of their actions. A united Slytherin & Gryffindor conspire to remind them with embarrassing, smutty, fluffy and silly consequences.
http://ladyvader.dreambastion.com/fics/matinee.htm

Cage- By SuishouTenshi
Summary: Harry accidentally discovered a great way to shut Draco up.
However, he hadn't expected the Slytherin to use it to his
advantage. In the end, Harry must decide whether to finish the cage
that he helped to build. H/D Slash, parselsmut.
http://archive.skyehawke.com/story.php?no=8396

Freudian Slip By jennavere
Summary: Two years after graduating from Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy is
still obsessed with Harry Potter. Fed up, his father makes him get
therapy. Harry/Draco Romance/Humor
http://archive.skyehawke.com/story.php?no=8260

Fic rec:Wanking

Sun, 22 May 2005 18:56:17 GMT

Humor Fic: Dr Strangelust (or How Remus Learned to Stop Worrying and Love to Wank)
Title: Dr. Strangelust (or How Remus Learned to Stop Worrying and Love to Wank)
Author: midnitemaraud_r
Rating: Heh. PG-13 to low R
Pairing Pre-slash (or not) Remus and Sirius (second year MWPP)
Summary: Thirteen-year-old Remus discovers his education has been sorely lacking. (Really, the title says it all.)
Warnings: Err... descriptive wanking? Bawdy language?

http://www.livejournal.com/community/hp_recycles/19333.html#cutid1

Fic Rec

Sun, 22 May 2005 17:59:15 GMT

The Outing - Lonely, irritated, and (most importantly) itching, Draco finds himself victim to Harry Potter's regard during a most unpleasant camping trip. (Added: 1-Aug-2003 Hits: 1373) http://www.astronomytower.org/authorLinks/Natt/

Flavor of the Month Remus/almost everyone,Snupin
By Sparrowhawkhttp://www.geocities.com/howling_at_the_moon_fqf/firstwavesub/sparrowhawk.html

Fic Rec:Snarry

Mon, 02 May 2005 13:41:59 GMT

Subject: FIC UPDATE: Don't Sing Me a Love Song Chapter 10

Title: Don't Sing Me A Love Song Chapter 10
Author: 999Angel
Author Email: the999angel@hotmail.com
Category: Romance
Pairings: HP-SS
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: BDSM
Summary: Hermione gets the details of Harry's love life. An interesting
encounter in the Room of Requirement. Ferret Boy makes an appearance.
Notes: Thanks again to Savage Damsel for being a wonderful and speedy
beta
even though it was
finals week. All remaining mistakes are my own.

ISF: http://inkstain.inkquill.net/isf/archive/33/dontsing.html

ETC: http://www.etc.slashcity.net/archive/viewstory.php?sid=628&i=1

List o' Cross overs

Mon, 25 Apr 2005 14:04:02 GMT

Title: Harry Potter and the Improbable Use of Chaos Theory
Author: debchan
Fandom: Discworld and Harry Potter
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Take one part Discworld, one part Harry Potter, mix well and…
http://debchan.com/misc/theory.html

Author: elanor_isolda
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Snape/Marvin
HHGTTG-verse: Movie, just because Movie!Marvin is cuuute.
Disclaimer: Characters and situations belong to JK Rowling, the late Douglas Adams, their associated publishers and the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.

A/N: A quick entry for The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, unwittingly inspired by an apparently innocuous comment from kinky_kneazle

Summary: The Guide's entry on grudges tells the tragic tale of how Sirius Black sought his revenge against Severus Snape
http://www.livejournal.com/users/elanor_isolda/38113.html?#cutid1

Just read...that's all. Just read...(NOT soda-spray safe AT ALL!)

Fic Bookmark:Bizzaro Pairings

Sun, 24 Apr 2005 01:54:13 GMT

I don't know how good this is, but it's just such a
bizzaro pairing, I just *had* to BM it for later:
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The Chosen by Allecto
HP/VC
R
In answer to the "Marry Harry" challenge
website: http://www.keyfitz.org/allecto/hp/fiction/chosen.html
but it's very difficult to read black on dark green, so here's the URL
on Allecto's LJ:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/allecto/421688.html

Many people have rec'd "The Chosen", with good reason. This is probably
the best fic I have read in over a year. Don't you stop for a single
second at the fact that it's Harry/Vincent Crabbe. It is believable,
completely conform to canon, miles above JKR in sheer characterisation, and
in one word, stunning. Allecto creates a world for Purebloods,
colliding with the expediencies of the war, and of which Harry is unaware; and
gifts every character with depth and unpredictable humanity. The
friendship between Draco and Crabbe, or the motivations of Snape, which are
in no way the main part of the story, come to sharp relief with a
wonderful economy of words, and will stay with you long after you've finished
the story. Allecto leaves many threads hanging - who is the last
traitor? What will become of Draco? How would Harry and Crabbe's relationship
have developed? - which give this the texture of life. Go read! Go
read!
*******************************************
Title: In Plain Sight
Link: http://www.livejournal.com/users/srichard/107670.html
Author: Sophie Richard
RATING: NC-17
PAIRING: Lucius/Luna
SUMMARY: At the end of the second war, a mysterious
treachery leaves Luna Lovegood wanted for murder. Her
only refuge is in fleeing from herself, and her only
hiding place is in plain sight.
WARNING/NOTES: Cross-dressing. Heterosexual sodomy.
Brief, non-sexual caning. This fic was inspired by
Shakespeare's Cymbeline.

Please check this out even if you are (as I am)
primarily a slash-only reader. I consider this
hetslash, because even though technically there's one
man and one woman, most of the sex is pretty much
slash. There's a little het in there (just a wee bit)
but the real power of this fic is that it's a gripping
mystery and a breathtaking love story, all rolled up
in one sexy, hot, sweet package.

The link to all the chapters is here:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/srichard/110205.html

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Title: Harry Potter and the Improbable Use of Chaos Theory
Author: debchan
Fandom: Discworld and Harry Potter
Pairing:(among others)Minerva M/Greebo (GAH! My brain HURTS!)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Take one part Discworld, one part Harry Potter, mix well and…

http://debchan.com/misc/theory.html\
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A Question of Etiquette
Severus/Harry/Weasley Twins and/or various combinations thereof
(Should I be concerned that I really didn't need a summery for
this one? Just the rating[NC17]and the pairing.)
http://bunnyfarm.popullus.net/pages/aqoeindex.html

Bookmark:H/D fics

Sat, 23 Apr 2005 20:51:33 GMT

Funny Veela fic:

I have to recommend a story I read following the link below. It was
hysterical and I couldn't quit laughing. A Consummation Devoutly to be
Wished

http://www.livejournal.com/users/mirasfics/29393.html

Thu, 21 Apr 2005 23:08:59 GMT

Title:Snarry!Opus
Rating:I really doubt that it's above PG-13
Author: lynntownsend
Archiving:my lj, cross-posted on marilyn_t anywhere else,
just let me know.
Disclaimer:You don't think I own either Harry Potter OR Bloom County, do
you? Because I don't.
Warnings:Odd ships and theories mentioned, reference to a cross-generational
relationship(not graphic)
Feedback:comment below[Preferred] or lynntownsend100 (at) yahoo.com
Other Notes:I cut and pasted this from a e-mail I sent to myself as I
could think of no other way of saving this before it was ready to go.
I did say this was un-betaed,right? That means all mistakes(and there
are many,people...)are all mine.

And now, on with the drabble...
*******************************************************************
The shout echoed in the Potion Master's bedroom early one morning.
"Prepare! We're under attack!"
Severus Snape, and his lover Harry Potter awoke instantly grabbing
their wands with the instinct that being long-time targets of the Dark Lord
will give you. They turned their wands toward the door to find...

What looked like a particularly ugly house-elf with a large pink nose
wearing a tuxedo.

"Don't drop your guard,foolish boy!",snapped Severus."It's probably a trap!"
His messy-haired lover held up a restraining hand. "He doesn't look
dangerous, and from what I've just heard, he's trying to warn us about
something."He turned to the creature(who looked like some kind of
mutant puffin wearing only Dumbledore's wizard cap and a red neck-tie.)
and asked,"Who's attacking us?"

"Horny,ravening,squeeing,fangirls!"

Both Harry and Severus blinked.

"Er...excuse me?"

"JK has announced plans to release the next book and squeeing,horny
fangirls are soon to descend upon Hogwarts! The armed guards are already
around the book depositories and little children are going to their
grandfather's republican pot dealers to get early copies!"

Harry just sat there flabbergasted, unable to make head or tails out of the
strange little creature's rantings,while Severus tried to think of a spell to
dispatch the little pest. Not permanently-it looked like one of Albus' pets,
and after all,it wouldn't be a good idea to hex the headmaster's pet into a
little grease spot on the floor.

No matter how satisfying he might find it at the time.

Both of them were broken out of their respective musings when it turned on
them.

"You sir!",The creature yelled, pointing a...flipper? directly at Harry's nose
making him go cross-eyed. "Do you follow the theory that Draco Malfoy
is a secret Hufflepuff and his biological father is really Arthur Weasly
with his real mother being Alice Longbottom making Him and Neville half-
brothers thus putting an end to their budding romance?!?"

"Um...what?"

"And YOU sir!",whirling around the creature now pointed a flipper at the other
occupant on the bed."Are you a Voldemort/Dumbledore shipper?"

"What...ewww."

"I'm off!",yelled the creature as it hopped off the bed."I must find my
comrade in arms
and go into hiding until it's all over!"and with that,it waddled out the door.
After a moment of shocked silence, Harry turned to his lover and asked,
"Did YOU invite him here?"

Any answer the snarky Potions Master might have made was cut off by a happy
yell from the next room.
"Bill! My friend! Let's go into hiding before the rabid fangirls arrive and lay waste to the..."

"GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY CAT,YOU MANIAC!",screamed a familiar female voice.

SMACK!

A second later, Hermione appeared at the door holding her cat Crookshanks
(who appeared to be wearing a platinum-blond wig,wearing a strapless
evening gown, and projectile vomiting hairballs),and exclaimed,
"Just WHAT is going ON here?!?"

Albus Dumbledore woke up in his office some hours later with almost no memory
of the previous few hours with a splitting headache and nursing a black eye.
He gingerly got himself upright using his desk,and he reached for the open
tin of lemon-drops that he got earlier that day via Owl post. As he examined
the label,he noticed the small print he didn't see before:

"Yet another quality product from Weasley Wizard Wheezes Ltd."

Bookmarks/Fic recs

Sun, 17 Apr 2005 23:56:10 GMT

Ooookayyy...I originally wasn't going to post this as I thought that
since I was going to get it printed out soon, I didn't need to BM it.
Well,couldn't find it, went on a deparate search for the link, and here
it is:
Hermione Granger's New Hogwarts History Nc-17 SS/HP(Humor/PRINT WORTHY)
http://www.squidge.org/~kali/cmi.html

Shushi's fics HP/SS Various ratings:I got turned onto this while attempting
(HA! Good luck!)to clean out my inbox and have just started to read "the
Civil War series" which seems very promising.
http://www.societyhappens.com/sushi/fiction/myfic.html

Attitude Adjustment By gtmh. Summary:Snarry Smut...that's all you need to know
really...:
http://www.livejournal.com/community/pornish_pixies/76053.html

OMG! Telanu updated the "Tea" series!*Angels from up high break into
songs of thanksgiving* "Possession" can be found here(Rated R follow the
links):http://www.amplexus.org/~telanu/